jalabast 

jalabast is a serpent. He's good for the enemy team, he throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game and his only purpose of living is to make it a living hell for his teammates.

Teammate: Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.

jalabast by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020

jalabast 

jalabast is a serpent, and throws games. He's good for the team, the enemy team. He throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game. His purpose from God was to challenge his teammates. A synonym for jalabast is jeffyeet.

"Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast"

jalabast by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020

jalabast 

jalabast is a serpent, and throws games. He's good for the team, the enemy team. He throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game. His purpose from God was to challenge his teammates. A synonym for jalabast is jeffyeet.

Teammate: "Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast"

jalabast by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020

Jalabated 

The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.

Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.

Jalabated by Murenhausen March 20, 2009