jalabast 

jalabast is a serpent. He's good for the enemy team, he throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game and his only purpose of living is to make it a living hell for his teammates.

Teammate: Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.

jalabast by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020

jalabast 

jalabast is a serpent, and throws games. He's good for the team, the enemy team. He throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game. His purpose from God was to challenge his teammates. A synonym for jalabast is jeffyeet.

"Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast"

jalabast by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020

jalabast 

jalabast is a serpent, and throws games. He's good for the team, the enemy team. He throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game. His purpose from God was to challenge his teammates. A synonym for jalabast is jeffyeet.

Teammate: "Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast"

jalabast by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020

Jalabated 

The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.

Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.

Jalabated by Murenhausen March 20, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004