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J’mari 

A loyal caring kind person always there to make u laugh might not be attractive but he might be the most valuable person in your life he’s always there no matter what if u ever decide not to be his friend your a fag also he can be cute at some points and he will never date a tall girl that’s taller than him
J’mari by John Myers November 8, 2019
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J’mari 

J’mari is our GOAT/KING, he takes all of our hoes and is Mr.MakeHerSquirt himself on ig (name aint a lie either go find out). But don’t let that fool you, he’s still the BIGGEST troll but also a very smart, handsome, caring young man. Also he LOVES freaks so don’t even try to talk to him unless u FINE ASL or freaky asf.
Jmari is our KING
J’mari by Mari Glazer April 28, 2025
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J'mari is a wannabe soundcloud rapper.
Kyle: Bro Daniel tryna be a soundcloud rapper.
Luke: He's trash though.
Kyle: That means he's a J'mari.
J'mari by oooOOOBEASTED August 18, 2019

Mari J H 

Urban Slang for cannabis (Weed)
Thats some dang Mari J H!
Mari J H by SmokeSkater January 23, 2009

J-maring 

A person who steals hotel breakfast and eats it on the road.
"Hey look John is putting together a sandwich again while driving. He's J-Maring again."
J-maring by C Bra August 30, 2007

j'marius 

The type of nigga dats gone make you girl sweat l,ya man hate, nd got da best penis

Don't forget da smile
"Omg" its J'Marius
j'marius by Yoku sell March 15, 2017

j’marion 

Can pull any girl. Got some good ass hair nd he confident but stay to myself cuz he a popular loner
There go Jmarion he fine asl
j’marion by anonymous November 22, 2021
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