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age sex location. used by the 10,000 horny teenage boys on omegle to find the 50 horny teenage girls on omegle.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl?
You: 17 m usa
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: we need to stop fapping.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
by bassmasta24601 November 29, 2011
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It means "as hell", its ghetto and when you say "as hell" fast and slurred it sounds like asl.
"Dude, you're gay asl."

"Man, she was grinding all up on me and it was sexy asl."
by blueeyes88 September 18, 2013
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What stupid people say on chats to learn who you are and where you live so they can come to your house with a chainsaw and kill you.
bobiscool:hey hi hey lolololoollll
iamsohot:hi
bobiscool:asl
iamsohot:49/f/nebraska
bobiscool:6/m/america
iamsohot:kool wats ur name
bobiscool:bobiscool
iamsohot:no ur reel name
bobiscool:bobby jimson
iamsohot:wana kis
bobiscool:ya
iamsohot:smooch
bobiscool:smooch
iamsohot:lol!!!1111 i g2g c u bye
bobiscool:bye
iamsohot:wat is ur adres
bobiscool:464 cinnamon way
iamsohot:k bye

The next day Bobby's parents went to his room to see how he was doing,and found his head chopped off.Poor Bobby.
by TheWiggidy April 03, 2004
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An acronym that stands for age/sex/location. It is a question mostly used by perverts who fail to get a real girls' attention and has to go online to create a pseudo-romantic situation. However, if one that the pervert is talking to is a male or is at an age far too appealing for the pervert, one is likely to face neglect or aggression.
situation one
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 18/f/Can
pervert: what do you look like?
'hotchick': blonde with blue eyes
(pervert undergoes orgasm and fantasizes unrealistic situations with female subject.)
(series of orgasmic phrases spill out onto chatroom uncontrollably)
(female feels demeaned and leaves chat)
(pervert regrets action and feels sad)

situation two
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 75/f/Can
pervert: fuck you.
(pervert leaves chat with anger and feels sad)

situation three
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 18/M/Can
pervert: fuck you.
(pervert spams chatroom with series of insults involving one having a gay name and feels sad)
by bananian February 20, 2006
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American Sign Language. a cultural minority or Deaf persons who communicate using gestures and facial expressions (signs)
At my high school, one choice of a second language is ASL
by Average Brake April 05, 2009
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Stands for Age, Sex, Location. What it really means is that whoever is asking the question has an "Awful Sex Life".
Joe: asl?
Phil: screw off, rapist
by Kwing August 07, 2009
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age sex location. which is followed by a block from your buddylist
"wut up!!!! ASL?"
by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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