italianx

the most oppressed peoples who walk this earth 😪

stop with that italianx hatred !

italianx by pokeythepony November 14, 2021

Italianx

A gender-neutral form of "Italian" written by people who aren't Italian and don't know jack about the language. This word is supposed to be for those who don't want to be called Italiano, even though it is neutral already.

User: "Hey guys, I think Italianx are an unrepresented group."
Literally every Italian ever: "WE ARE ITALIAN, YOU AMERICAN SWINE!"

Italianx by Italian Meatball Spaghetti July 2, 2023

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.

I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.

Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.

My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.

Italian Heatwave by CabritoSnow July 16, 2019

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Italian Bunk Bed 

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.

Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.

Italian Bunk Bed by Ivana B Jay May 1, 2021

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet 

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.

Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017