Isrra 

Shes someone that's really sweet and funny when you get to know her. If you get on her bad side she'll cut your throat but once she likes you shes like the best person to ever know she turns into a bitch if you are rude to her. But if you are a close friend she talks good about you to everyone. Being liked by isrra is the best thing in the world because she wont let anyone touch what is her's shell protect you as you should to her. She has the best personality and is pretty if she wants to be she doesn't give a fuck about other peoples opinions.
I think everyone needs an isrra in their lives, shes just amazing trust me

GUY\FRIEND-"Isrra, come downstairs"
ISRRA-"come get me"

Isrra by Isrra December 27, 2021

Isrra 

She is drop dead gorgeous ydek how much prettier she can get, she's so funny and makes you smile whenever your down, makes you want to be close to her, has a unique personality, and is different from other girls, you'll want to never loose her, you might have ups and down with her but she never truly hates you.

Can give anything a chance and wouldn’t judge you because she understands you, she is very into guys as friends, will make you laugh even if what she says or sends isn’t funny because of her laugh and her personality, pretty on the outside, will give you her heart which is the most fragile thing of hers and if you deal harm to it you will be shamed by everyone including your friends. Isrra has a beautiful face and has a very complex hair color which include light brown and dark chocolate, has a very beautiful voice in general, looks good in sexy clothes, and practically everything (but you havent seen her that pretty.. yet).

Guy 1: I think i like isrra.
Guy 2: Oh thats probably the best decision you'll ever make.
Guy 1: is it?
Guy 2: She won't make you regret and she's so leng in bed you just want to fuck her

Isrra by Isrra February 15, 2022

Bus Lines in Israel 

A phenomenon of pushing, shoving and cutting in line that may cause the inexperienced to feel that this may be the last bus, to anywhere, ever and that societal norms have ceased to be relevant. A feeling of dizziness, frustration and the beginnings of a rare psychological disorder may occur. This phenomenon happens regardless of how many people are in line or how empty the bus is. If one listens closley, the silent screams of non-Israelis can be heard as they are herded to the side of the line.

Alex, going for his first shabbat in Jerusalem, got to the Beer Sheva bus station early Friday morning and was happy to see that the platform for his bus was mostly empty. Relieved that his friends had been wrong about the Bus lines in Israel, Alex got in line and waited. When the bus arrived, Alex noticed an elderly woman coming towards him from the side. Alex thought to himself, "I'll offer to let her go on first." Without notice, she simply walked in front of him and then signalled to the rest of her family, laying in wait, to join her. Suddenly Alex felt himself being pushed to the floor as little kids kicked him out of the way to run onto the completely empty bus. As he tried to get up, the boots of soldiers, just let off base for the weekend trampled him and forced their way onto the bus. "Ugh! Fine I'll just wait for the next bus" thought Alex to himself. Afterall, it was only 8 in the morning and he had plenty of time to get to to Jerusalem. Alex never made it to Jerusalem for Shabbat.

Bus Lines in Israel by SquishyFeces March 27, 2011

Israel Defense forces 

The military of the country of Israel. They consist of the ground forces, airforce, and navy. The IDF is also known as one of the most modern and elite military forces in the middle east/ mediterranean area. The IDF is unique in that it has a large amount of female service people and it has a very close relationship between the ground forces, airforce, and navy. The technologies used by the IDF are mainly American, but they do use many native weapons, like the Uzi, Tavor assault rifle, galil assault rifle, Negev light machine gun, and jericho pistol. The airforce uses both american f16s and f4s, as well as european fighters. The airforce also use the american blackhawk and huey helicopters as well as the apache longbow attack chopper.

Ground forces use many american technologies as well, such as the Humvee, m4 carbine, barret m82 .50 cal, and other small arms. However, the IDF has made use of different Israeli-made armored vehicles and the merkava tank, internationally recognized as one of the most formidable and modern tanks on earth.

Israel has been a close ally of the US for years, due to their constant economic trade and America's military supply of the IDF. The IDF's current enemies of greatest threat are the terrorist group Hezbollah, the paramilitary group of gaza called Hamas, and many believe Iran as well due to their military aid of these terrorist factions.

The Israel defense forces are relatively small, but they are damn dangerous.

Israel Defense forces by Sammy22 July 31, 2011

israeli lawnmower 

A weird sexual practice.

Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.

P1: Oh wow, I didnt know you were that good on cooking. This falafel is just delicious. How did you manage to get it that good?
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.

israeli lawnmower by Sir Asbestos April 24, 2020

israa 

Israa's are known for being extremely breath taking and super exotic. Usually have striking facial features and beautiful voices. They have a captivating smile and charming eyes. They love to laugh and enjoy doing anything with no reservations. Be careful when dealing with israa's they're extremely blunt and honest. They are super smart and incredible lovers. They love with their heart and soul entirely. If you lose an israa you will always regret it. Israa's haunt your very soul with the playfullness youth and charisma. They are incredibly energetic and independent. Some of the most beautiful women alive

Wow look at her she must be an israa
Wow that's israa she's amazing

israa by nicolexox September 26, 2013

israa 

Israa is an amazing person.She's lovely,kind,open minded,forgiving,funny,nicest anddd sweetest girl you would ever meet.She has this kind of smile where no other girl could replace,literally when i first laid eyes on israa she has this type of charteristic that no other girl has.She has a way of making people smile without even trying.Basically to make it short,Always remember that if you ever have an israa in your life never let her go because i did it once but regretted like hell so take my word for it you should love them endlessly and never stop.Israa you're amazing thank you for making my life better

israa is so amazing omgggggg!!!!!!!

israa by ben holyho February 11, 2019