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Israeled

when a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they take it by force and the law will somehow be on the their (israeling) side.
You’ve been israeled.
He israeled my place.
by oh-la-laa October 22, 2023
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The act of taking something that is not yours and then kicking out the rightful owner
- Someone asked to share my table at a restaurant, and then asked me to leave the table because they had a meeting!
- looks like you just got israeled
by Freefelestin October 21, 2023
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When you allow someone to use a thing you own or sit in a place that is reserved for you then they claim it's theirs all along
- Someone asked me to share my table at the coffee shop and then they asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting?!
- looks like you have been israeled
by Lilylina October 20, 2023
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When one takes something that legally belongs to another, then the one that takes acts like it was theirs in the first place and plays the victim so you get punished.
Person 1: Yo man, I'm hungry.
Person 2: Have some tangerines!
Person 1: Thank you!
Person 1: *eats every single tangerine*
Person 2: Wait! Leave some for me!
Person 1: Person 2 is trying to take my tangerines!
Person 3: Person 2, do not steal his tangerines.
Person 2: No! I've been Israeled!
by HYPR0ver November 7, 2023
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when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled
by october revolution October 20, 2023
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Israel

A country that thinks it’s Superman, but is actually Homelander.
“Dealing with Israel is like being in a relationship with an abuser. He F**** you up, and then acts like it’s your fault.”

-Bassem Yusuf on an interview with Piers Morgan.
by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023
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israeled

when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled
when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled
by israeled October 23, 2023
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