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Israelied

When the most devastating of unfortunate events is continually inflicted upon you. Usually by something fascistic, mendacious and totally evil and illegitimate. See also Israeling and Israeled.
I really hope they can recover from being Israelied for such a long time.

My whole house stinks after they dug up the road and broke the sewer outside, the whole place has been israelied and I can't live here anymore.
by Nevermindthegaslight March 10, 2024
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Israeled

when a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they take it by force and the law will somehow be on the their (israeling) side.
You’ve been israeled.
He israeled my place.
by oh-la-laa October 22, 2023
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Israeled

The act of taking something that is not yours and then kicking out the rightful owner
- Someone asked to share my table at a restaurant, and then asked me to leave the table because they had a meeting!
- looks like you just got israeled
by Freefelestin October 21, 2023
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israeli lawnmower

A weird sexual practice.

Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.
P1: Oh wow, I didnt know you were that good on cooking. This falafel is just delicious. How did you manage to get it that good?
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.
by Sir Asbestos April 24, 2020
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Israeled

When you allow someone to use a thing you own or sit in a place that is reserved for you then they claim it's theirs all along
- Someone asked me to share my table at the coffee shop and then they asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting?!
- looks like you have been israeled
by Lilylina October 20, 2023
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israeled

when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled
by october revolution October 20, 2023
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isrealed

it means occupying things from other people with power
they are isrealed my thing: home, land, car, or anything you have
by anonymous October 27, 2023
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