Israelied

When the most devastating of unfortunate events is continually inflicted upon you. Usually by something fascistic, mendacious and totally evil and illegitimate. See also Israeling and Israeled.

I really hope they can recover from being Israelied for such a long time.

My whole house stinks after they dug up the road and broke the sewer outside, the whole place has been israelied and I can't live here anymore.

Israelied by Nevermindthegaslight March 10, 2024

israeli lawnmower 

A weird sexual practice.

Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.

P1: Oh wow, I didnt know you were that good on cooking. This falafel is just delicious. How did you manage to get it that good?
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.

israeli lawnmower by Sir Asbestos April 24, 2020

Israeled

When you allow someone to use a thing you own or sit in a place that is reserved for you then they claim it's theirs all along

- Someone asked me to share my table at the coffee shop and then they asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting?!
- looks like you have been israeled

Israeled by Lilylina October 20, 2023

isrealed 

it means occupying things from other people with power

they are isrealed my thing: home, land, car, or anything you have

isrealed by anonymous October 27, 2023

Got Israeled 

When someone asks to share something of yours then claims it's become theirs and takes it for themselves

I was sitting in a coffee shop when someone came and asked to sit with me, they then told me to leave as they were having a meeting.
I think you just got Israeled

Got Israeled by anonymous October 27, 2023

Israeli Nasal Slapper 

When your best friend is passed out, and you get his girl friend to do a bridge over top of him with her ass above his head. You then plough her over top of your best friend with your sagging nutsack slapping his nose.

drew: "yo look, brandon passed out on the kitchen floor"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"

Israeli Nasal Slapper by amaral11 December 31, 2010

Israelite

A term typically used interchangeably with "Hebrew" and "Jew", referring to an ethnic group that traces its origins to the Biblical patriarch Jacob (Israel). Another group that has consistently traced its origins to this patriarch since antiquity is the Samaritans, and the term "Israelite" may be used to refer to Samaritans as well.

Even in Biblical times, the Israelites weren't of the pure stock of Israel - there was also the Erev Rav, the mixed multitude of people from other nations that followed the Israelites out of Egypt to Sinai, and were still often referred to even in the Torah as b'ney yisrael, Israelites. Conversely, there were Israelites who did not follow Moses to Sinai, and they were not counted among the Israelites from that point.

Among the modern Jews and Samaritans there are groups who trace their origins to specific Israelite tribes. Many families trace their origins to the tribe of Judah, for example, but the lineage that is best conserved is that of the Levites, who continue to play an important role in Judaism and Samaritanism. This includes the priestly lineage, who trace their lineage to Aaron the High Priest.

I'm a Jew, a Hebrew, and an Israelite via Levy, the son of Jacob and Lea.

Israelite by Queen Buttrix April 3, 2021