Israeling

When u say an egregious lie to cover ur big lie from before, hoping to elicit sympathy
My girlfriend lied about being out with friends (but was with her ex) and in the middle of the argument she told me her mom was in the hospital and I was supposed to should show sympathy and understand her hurt feelings. I should have also paid the hospital bill because its somehow was my fault. She was totally Israeling.
by Truth teller G October 30, 2023
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Israeling

a sickly exaggerated desire to have something that belongs to someone else, and that you are ready to steal it by stepping over corpses
he's been ISRAELING his neighbor's car for years, and when he realized he couldn't buy it, he crept up at night and stole it.
by Oxford Curriculum Reviewer October 24, 2023
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Israeling

Falsely claiming ownership and assuming a victim role for something that isn't rightfully yours.
I swear mother, he's israeling, the t-shirt is mine!
by Jeremyfisher445 November 04, 2023
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Israeling

The feeling of ownership over another population's land, resource access, and lives by way of having a god complex and religious scripture as testament to the right to commit criminal practices without accountability.
- Hey, do you know what Yaacov is up to these days?

- Last I heard, he's Israeling in Jerusalem
by The Palestinian Hawk June 19, 2022
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Israeled

The act of taking something that is not yours and then kicking out the rightful owner
- Someone asked to share my table at a restaurant, and then asked me to leave the table because they had a meeting!
- looks like you just got israeled
by Freefelestin October 21, 2023
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israeled

when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled
by october revolution October 20, 2023
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Israel

A country that thinks it’s Superman, but is actually Homelander.
“Dealing with Israel is like being in a relationship with an abuser. He F**** you up, and then acts like it’s your fault.”

-Bassem Yusuf on an interview with Piers Morgan.
by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023
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