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Israelized 

When someone is very generous toward you. Send their best people to help you when your country goes through natural disasters. Open their hospitals to you when you are sick, even if you are their enemy. Operate your brain tummor and cure you even though you are a terrorist .
He helped you find the way even though you beat him? You've been Israelized.
Israelized by UnitedWeStandISrael January 25, 2024
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When you allow someone to use a thing you own or sit in a place that is reserved for you then they claim it's theirs all along
- Someone asked me to share my table at the coffee shop and then they asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting?!
- looks like you have been israeled
Israeled by Lilylina October 20, 2023

Got Israeled 

When someone asks to share something of yours then claims it's become theirs and takes it for themselves
I was sitting in a coffee shop when someone came and asked to sit with me, they then told me to leave as they were having a meeting.
I think you just got Israeled
Got Israeled by anonymous October 27, 2023
A term typically used interchangeably with "Hebrew" and "Jew", referring to an ethnic group that traces its origins to the Biblical patriarch Jacob (Israel). Another group that has consistently traced its origins to this patriarch since antiquity is the Samaritans, and the term "Israelite" may be used to refer to Samaritans as well.

Even in Biblical times, the Israelites weren't of the pure stock of Israel - there was also the Erev Rav, the mixed multitude of people from other nations that followed the Israelites out of Egypt to Sinai, and were still often referred to even in the Torah as b'ney yisrael, Israelites. Conversely, there were Israelites who did not follow Moses to Sinai, and they were not counted among the Israelites from that point.

Among the modern Jews and Samaritans there are groups who trace their origins to specific Israelite tribes. Many families trace their origins to the tribe of Judah, for example, but the lineage that is best conserved is that of the Levites, who continue to play an important role in Judaism and Samaritanism. This includes the priestly lineage, who trace their lineage to Aaron the High Priest.
I'm a Jew, a Hebrew, and an Israelite via Levy, the son of Jacob and Lea.
Israelite by Queen Buttrix April 3, 2021

Got Israeled 

I was sitting at my table and someone asked if they can join. I said yes and after that i was asked to leave the table because they have a meeting. I think I just got israeled.
Got Israeled by ocosag October 27, 2023

got Israeled 

When you ask someone to share something with you then
steal it and claim it as your property.
or
When someone begs to stay in your place and

tries to throw You away from your place claiming it as their own.
Someone asked to share my table at the coffee shop
then told me to leave cause he had a meeting. I think I
got Israeled.
got Israeled by Mishkatul Haque October 31, 2023

got Israeled 

When someone begs you to try something that's yours, then tells you it's his now and if you try to resist you're a barbaric animal
When a colleague at work takes over your station because they decided to...
You've got israeled
got Israeled by A Semitic October 28, 2023