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ironmongers 

Blacksmiths, knifesmiths and swordmakers, using Manganes ontained in iron ore (alloy of low carbon iron trace amounts of other metel) steel 1500 BCE manufactured originaly by celtic peoples linving in Austria, Spain, and Britian had made and worked the materials as Ninetinth-century
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As the males would say thier savy ironmongers they love to love us with.
American ironmonger William Kelly (1811-1888), was the first to a converter that burnt of the excess carbon a blast of air. He constructed seven of them at his works in Eddyville, Kentucky. When he was ready to apply for the patent on his pneumatic process in 1856, however,founded that the Englishman, Henry Bessmer (1813-1898) had just been granted one for the same idea. Alth., Kelly's prior clam to the process was subsequently demonstrated, he recieved neither the recognition nor financial rewards that should have been his. Bessemere became the known inventor of the new ironmongers steel.

(Urban)

My hot ironmonger need to feel the inside of ExP*****DeL*****==( )
ironmongers by Wolfdg*8mys0Ul December 1, 2009
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Ironmongery 

Architectural Hardware and/or Door Accessories. Everything you can fix to a door. For example, door closer, floor stopper, mortise lockcases, cylinder, escutcheon, door signages. Ironmongery can be European(BSEN)and American (ANSI) Standards. Please log on to www.hafele.ae for more information.
The project requires Ironmongery in Satin Stainless Steel finish
Ironmongery by Adpaizar April 13, 2009

ironmonger

IronMongeR fucked what?
ironmonger by Das November 4, 2003

Ironmonger

A sick wacko who thinks his songs are great. Doesnt really have a clue about much except being a complete dickhead. Spends to much time with his head up his arse.

Calling someone an Ironmonger is a major insult dont do it.
Irongmonger though his songs were great when they were actually full of shit

Hey you ironmonger
Ironmonger by DAS November 5, 2003

ironmonger

my surname, it evil :(
hey, whats your surname? shut up im too embarassed to tell you!!
ironmonger by *anon* January 25, 2005

ironmonger

A complete fuk nut who hasnt got a clue about anything.

Also a givent to a person that will take animals from behind.
Your ironmongered what?
ironmonger by Das November 6, 2003
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