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embarassed 

When you don't know how to spell "embarrassed".
Dear Americans:

Spell "embarassed" with 2 "R"s, 2 "S"s.
embarassed by kikimaru July 12, 2011
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EmbarASSed 

when you are taking a poop in a public place and someone walks in and you dont want them to hear you in the stall taking a loud poop so you clinch your butt to be quiet
i was in the bathroom at micky d's the other day with mud butt and some guy came in the room i was really EmbarASSed
EmbarASSed by Black-Hamlet August 31, 2010

embarassed 

the state or condition of being pregnant, originating from the hispanic root "embarazada"
Kemmeline and Surt seem to be very intimate with each and Kemmeline seems to have gained some recently. She is sooo embarassed!
embarassed by oinehc January 19, 2008

Embarassed Turtle 

Taking the limp penis and pushing in back into you as far as it can go. Then you take the loose scrotum (best when out of a hot-tub or hot shower) and fold it from under, on to the top of your penis therefore resembling a turtle hiding in its shell.
The Embarassed Turtle, the Bat Wing, and the Brain are some of my favorite penis molding techniques during boredom.
Embarassed Turtle by Fox Man October 24, 2007

Second-Hand Embarassment 

I felt such second-hand embarassment when I saw John asking the most popular girl in school out that I had to look away.

financially embarrassed 

When you have no money in the bank or your wallet.
Guy Number 1: Hey dude, you want to go get something to eat?

Guy Number 2: No man, not today, I'm financially embarrassed.

Guy Number 1: That sucks dude, I hate it when I'm financially embarrassed.

That's So embarassing

When one does something embarassing, and someone else shouts out "that's so embarassing".
After Evan tripped, Ethan shouted out, "That's so embarassing!".
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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