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Ironmonger

A sick wacko who thinks his songs are great. Doesnt really have a clue about much except being a complete dickhead. Spends to much time with his head up his arse.

Calling someone an Ironmonger is a major insult dont do it.
Irongmonger though his songs were great when they were actually full of shit

Hey you ironmonger
Ironmonger by DAS November 5, 2003

ironmonger

my surname, it evil :(
hey, whats your surname? shut up im too embarassed to tell you!!
ironmonger by *anon* January 25, 2005

ironmonger

A complete fuk nut who hasnt got a clue about anything.

Also a givent to a person that will take animals from behind.
Your ironmongered what?
ironmonger by Das November 6, 2003

Ironmonger

A person / thing that likes to take animals up the shite pipe when he can. Likes to think his music is great when his songs are complete and utter crap!!!! Spends most of the time thinkin hes cool when hes a total jerk off / loser.
Hey you ironmonger stop fucking those dogs.

Hey ironmonmonger your songs are full of shit.
Ironmonger by IronMongeR November 9, 2003

Ironmonger

A blacksmith who works with iron.
"a six letter word for ironmonger" "Harold!"
Ironmonger by emonthereaper November 16, 2019

Ianmonger 

An angry/sarcastic ginger scottish person with mathematical interests
Ianmonger
Ianmonger by L.Kong November 22, 2011
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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