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Instasweat

Instasweat is a condition where a person becomes instantly covered in sweat upon entering an area of intense heat and 100% humidity. Instasweat is the result of sweat not being able to be evaporated from the body due to the combination of high heat and humidity conditions in the environment.
I went out on the porch to have a smoke and within seconds found myself covered with instasweat.
Instasweat by KJ&CLKemp August 10, 2010
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instaswap 

Something alot of FaZe members do. Basically click Y pull out shock charge then hit Y again. (They are very easy)
YO DUDE I JUST HIT A 720 INSTASWAP ACROSS MAP!
instaswap by Mitey June 5, 2016

Instawet 

Anything that gets girls instantly wet such as having a nice car, money , a big house, jewelry.
She got instawet as soon as she saw my new bmw.
Instawet by JstblznHD September 8, 2009

instabeat 

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
instabeat by cole199, bribarian February 9, 2009

instadeath 

When you're walking along and you suddenly let go of every muscle in your body, making it look like you died instantly. Works best next to a pool or on the beach.
Watch me walk along the edge of this pool, I'm gonna instadeath into it.
instadeath by GGK78 May 16, 2013

instatweetbook 

when a person links their Instagram, Twitter and Facebook posts together, thereby creating an exact-same-post trifecta. The term is usually used when someone posts an excessive amount of content.

Not to be confused with instatwitumblebook, which requires the user to have a fourth channel (tumblr) to link the content to.
You don't have to instatweetbook everything you eat! You are such a social media whore.
instatweetbook by JCrumbles March 8, 2013
Insta-twat; an acceptable term used to describe and poke fun at Instagram and Twitter; a snap-chat photo of a vagina;
Yo dude you on instatwat again, loser. Or bro she sent me an instatwat.
instatwat by Backwards92 April 24, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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