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Instasweat

Instasweat is a condition where a person becomes instantly covered in sweat upon entering an area of intense heat and 100% humidity. Instasweat is the result of sweat not being able to be evaporated from the body due to the combination of high heat and humidity conditions in the environment.
I went out on the porch to have a smoke and within seconds found myself covered with instasweat.
Instasweat by KJ&CLKemp August 10, 2010
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instaswap 

Something alot of FaZe members do. Basically click Y pull out shock charge then hit Y again. (They are very easy)
YO DUDE I JUST HIT A 720 INSTASWAP ACROSS MAP!
instaswap by Mitey June 5, 2016

Instawet 

Anything that gets girls instantly wet such as having a nice car, money , a big house, jewelry.
She got instawet as soon as she saw my new bmw.
Instawet by JstblznHD September 8, 2009

instabeat 

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
instabeat by cole199, bribarian February 9, 2009

instadeath 

When you're walking along and you suddenly let go of every muscle in your body, making it look like you died instantly. Works best next to a pool or on the beach.
Watch me walk along the edge of this pool, I'm gonna instadeath into it.
instadeath by GGK78 May 16, 2013

instatweetbook 

when a person links their Instagram, Twitter and Facebook posts together, thereby creating an exact-same-post trifecta. The term is usually used when someone posts an excessive amount of content.

Not to be confused with instatwitumblebook, which requires the user to have a fourth channel (tumblr) to link the content to.
You don't have to instatweetbook everything you eat! You are such a social media whore.
instatweetbook by JCrumbles March 8, 2013
Insta-twat; an acceptable term used to describe and poke fun at Instagram and Twitter; a snap-chat photo of a vagina;
Yo dude you on instatwat again, loser. Or bro she sent me an instatwat.
instatwat by Backwards92 April 24, 2014