Instawet

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Anything that gets girls instantly wet such as having a nice car, money , a big house, jewelry.

She got instawet as soon as she saw my new bmw.

Instawet by JstblznHD September 8, 2009

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Instawet

When a man makes a woman instantly wet for them.

For example; Angela gets Instawet when she thinks of Adam; Adam makes Angela Instawet; Angela needs a courtesy wipe from Adam making her Instawet.

Instawet by PrincessFluffyPants May 12, 2020

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Instawet • instanet • Instaweeb • Instawitch • Insta-betes

instanet

The very small portion of the Internet that is instant.

I found a bunch of pictures of ramen on the instanet.

instanet by sucramreverse October 7, 2009

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Instawitch

Someone who calls themselves a witch but the only knowledge they have gained came from Instagram. Frequently gullible and easily upset.

Don't take advice from him, he is an Instawitch.

Instawitch by Kalikisses January 21, 2020

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instanet

dumbass slang for the internet

I found Justin Bieber on that instanet yo. He was tearing that ass up.

instanet by pimptracy May 16, 2011

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Instaweeb

A person that becomes so invested in the anime community of Instagram to the point where they don't realize it's just social media and they begin to take it seriously

Crazy how all these instaweebs are arguing about a pedophile suspicion instead of going outside and living their life

Instaweeb by Kasaikarma January 28, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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