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Instascam 

Used to describe a party or gathering that looks awesome on Instagram but actually wasn't fun
Person A: "Did you see Jeff's rager on instagram? All those girls have to be hashtag naked by now"

Person B: "Dude it was an instascam. Everybody left at 9 and Jeff's jacking off to animal planet... Did you just say hashtag?
Instascam by urbandicktionary February 23, 2013

Instastalking

When you browse through someone's Instagram page for a period of time without liking or commenting on any of their photos or videos
Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!

Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
Instastalking by DoubleM_2000 June 9, 2014

Instasham 

The social media platform that provides absolutely no true information about an individual, just the fabricated existence that the vacuous Vunts want to project to the rest of the inane sycophants that populate the site. #GiveMeAttention,
#MyBestVuntishLife, #Narcissist
Katie spent the last hour and a half trying to get the angle just right to hide her double chin and to catch the light just right making her cheeks glow and her puckered lips look like a lubed anus...... Ste just slapped his cock a few times and sent a dick pic back. The quintessential exchange on Instasham.
Instasham by Samuel Peeps February 19, 2019

Instacream 

Instacream: The point of on the spot non controllable orgasm when you see someone that amazingly fit they have that effect on you
Hayley Williams, Just hearing her name makes me instacream
Instacream by Tobi Atkins August 4, 2007

Instastalk 

verb:
To stalk someone on Instagram.

This is a development from the traditional Facebook stalk, as there are many more users that will allow their Instagram account to be public, and therefore open to Instastalkers (noun).
I know she goes to the gym, because I instastalked her.

I've made my Instagram account public, so everyone can instastalk me.
Instastalk by Buggiful January 30, 2014

Instastalking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram without liking photos and videos. This can also be done by looking at photos the user was tagged or by clicking on people who were tagged in the user's photos.
james has been Instastalking Aly and he is currently 106 weeks into her Instagram.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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