inquire

to seek to learn or obtain information by asking

I heard you read a new book, may I inquire what it was about?

by Dark_Slytherin January 24, 2006

Inquire

The thing in IB that is used to go deep and enjoy the moment, physical or mental.

Stefan inquired really deep into Espen.

by The inquiring man October 29, 2021

inquire

The /r/iamverysmart way of saying ask

May I inquire about how to write a proper thesis?

by Click Here! December 26, 2017

the dutch inquiry

A one-time trick that you play on someone who is clueless to your mischieviousness. Ask the clueless person if you have a hole in the seat of your pants because it feels breezy. When the person looks and says no ask the person to look closer. When they get closer to your butt, unsuspectingly looking for a hole, you let out a good old stinky fart!

He is so stupid. I did the Dutch Inquiry on him. He put his face right by my ass looking for the hole and I let out the noxious fumes of a burrito fart.

by Stagmen April 23, 2017

impeachment inquiry

A surefire method in the mind of the Commander in Cheat to insure hugely substantial profits from future hotels, golf courses and luxury townhouses.

This impeachment inquiry is boon for my financial future because the bigger a complete badass I am in the course of my Presidency, the bigger my bankroll, OK?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

Home inquiry

A term for asking someone to homecoming. Like a promposal, but worse

Janice : “I have a home inquiry for you, Daniel. Will you go to homecoming with me?”

Daniel: “i would, but I’m already going with Becky Q”

Janice: “Darny darn :( I guess I’ll just stay home and watch Anderson Cooper”

by Blanderson Blooper September 29, 2018

fake impeachment inquiry

What Putin’s Pawn, in a nearly psychotic state of frenzied ultra-victimhood, halfway believes and attempts to convince his “loyal base“ is true.

He began his incoherent middle-of-the-night twitterblasts with references, endless references, to the fake impeachment inquiry he grandiosely imagined he could magically tweet into existence.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019