If you are "pulling an Inquirer," it means you are so ignorant towards whatever it is you are talking about that you make up stories, words, and phrases to take attention away from the fact that you're a complete moron. "Pulling an Inquirer" only works on people with a level of stupidity greater than or equal to your own.
Noob (ie Option): Dood! I heard Intel's releasing an 13 core CPU optomized only for gamers with a COD4 ranking of 50 or higher! wtfBBQsauceHAX
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.