A one-time trick that you play on someone who is clueless to your mischieviousness. Ask the clueless person if you have a hole in the seat of your pants because it feels breezy. When the person looks and says no ask the person to look closer. When they get closer to your butt, unsuspectingly looking for a hole, you let out a good old stinky fart!
He is so stupid. I did the Dutch Inquiry on him. He put his face right by my ass looking for the hole and I let out the noxious fumes of a burrito fart.
by Stagmen April 23, 2017
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A surefire method in the mind of the Commander in Cheat to insure hugely substantial profits from future hotels, golf courses and luxury townhouses.
This impeachment inquiry is boon for my financial future because the bigger a complete badass I am in the course of my Presidency, the bigger my bankroll, OK?
by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019
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A term for asking someone to homecoming. Like a promposal, but worse
Janice : “I have a home inquiry for you, Daniel. Will you go to homecoming with me?”

Daniel: “i would, but I’m already going with Becky Q”

Janice: “Darny darn :( I guess I’ll just stay home and watch Anderson Cooper
by Blanderson Blooper September 30, 2018
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A pointless class taught in the ib program. It is used to drain any individuality out of ib students.
Inquiry skills is really a second english class.becoming a vegetable is common. See also:Theory of Knowledge; Nap Time
dude that inquiry skills paper is due today.

F*ck my life
by gatorz2 October 18, 2008
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Simultaneously wanting and not wanting to know information, usually relating to a situation or event.
The McRib is great, but I have Schrödinger’s Inquiry about what’s in it.
by akumathekroc October 30, 2023
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What Putin’s Pawn, in a nearly psychotic state of frenzied ultra-victimhood, halfway believes and attempts to convince his “loyal base“ is true.
He began his incoherent middle-of-the-night twitterblasts with references, endless references, to the fake impeachment inquiry he grandiosely imagined he could magically tweet into existence.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019
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