A one-time trick that you play on someone who is clueless to your mischieviousness. Ask the clueless
person if you have a hole in the seat of your pants because it feels breezy. When the
person looks and says no ask the person to look closer. When they get closer to your
butt, unsuspectingly looking for a hole, you let out a good old stinky fart!
He is so stupid. I did the
Dutch Inquiry on him. He put his
face right by my ass looking for the
hole and I let out the noxious fumes of a burrito fart.