Incomma

(noun)

Money so good it doesn’t just come in — it stacks in commas. When your income jumps past “comfortable” and lands somewhere between “I’m him” and “my accountant is stressed,” that’s incomma. It’s the level of bread where every deposit looks like a typo.

“Bro dropped his new tape and now his incomma got him checking his bank app like it’s a scoreboard.”

Incomma by TheNumberOneG September 3, 2026

incommunicado 

When someone seemingly falls off the face of the earth despite the fact they have the technology to keep in touch. This includes cell phones, text messages, and mobile email.

When John A travels for work, he becomes totally incommunicado and leaves peoples wondering if he is still alive.

incommunicado by LittleLadie March 1, 2010

incommattible 

* Derived from the word incompatible:

1. incapable of being held by one person at a time

2. incapable of association or harmonious coexistence

3. incapable of blending into a stable homogenous mixture

* Refers to a person that you are incompatible with:

In the movie, "the Holiday", Iris would never have known how wonderful Miles was if the "other guy" hadn't been so wrong for her. Sure she loved the feelings she got from him and the sex was amazing however, they were incommattible.

As the "other guy" goes, he played an instrumental role in the girl finding the right guy for her...Matt has a significant part in your life; don't hate him for that.

incommattible by finallyfreeofthegame May 7, 2013

iCommander 

A sad follower of Apple who thinks he can control his entire world using Apple products.

He uses a different Apple product to manage each aspect of his life.

Typically the iCommander is weighed down when travelling with so many "extremely lightweight" Apple products that the sum of their weights means he has to pay excess baggage.

iPad, iPod, iPhone, MacBook, MacChicken etc....

The iCommander is a "FanBoy on steroids" always having more of and the very latest Apple toys than his peers in any iForce he belongs to.

iCommander by blackchurch November 12, 2010

incommunicaditus 

Incommunicaditus is a virus that begins with the inability to contact your friends, leading to feelings of anger, frustration and confusion. Early Symptoms are phantom vibrating near the pocket where the cell phone normally resides, yelling at and sometimes hitting broken communication devices, and anti-social behavior since they are unaware of that weekend's plans. The subject may eventually begin talking to themselves and wandering around campus in hopes that they will just run into someone they know. Eventually, if the case is not dealt with, the infected's head will figuratively explode from boredom. Incommunicaditus infects approximately 3 Students on any college campus on any given weekend. It can be set off by either the crashing of a computer or the loss/breaking of a cellphone.

Bill: You, know. I haven't seen chelsea in a few days...
Kelly: Well, she dropped her phone in a toilet on thursday night, so now she has incommunicaditus.

incommunicaditus by sinthellina March 30, 2008

incommutacatable 

1.) Having difficulty expressing an idea or thought.

2.) Unable to be reached by phone or other means of communication.

1.) "I can't understand what you're trying to tell me. You're being far too incommutacatable."

2.) "She couldn't call Greg because he was being incommutacatable."

incommutacatable by saltinemachine September 9, 2006

incommuniCODo 

Typically experienced by females when their game-playing cohabitants cease to respond to the spoken word.

Stuart's been incommuniCODo since Modern Warfare 2 came out.

incommuniCODo by ka22a November 14, 2009