incommuniCODo 

Typically experienced by females when their game-playing cohabitants cease to respond to the spoken word.

Stuart's been incommuniCODo since Modern Warfare 2 came out.

incommuniCODo by ka22a November 14, 2009

incommunicado 

When someone seemingly falls off the face of the earth despite the fact they have the technology to keep in touch. This includes cell phones, text messages, and mobile email.

When John A travels for work, he becomes totally incommunicado and leaves peoples wondering if he is still alive.

incommunicado by LittleLadie March 1, 2010

incommunicaditus 

Incommunicaditus is a virus that begins with the inability to contact your friends, leading to feelings of anger, frustration and confusion. Early Symptoms are phantom vibrating near the pocket where the cell phone normally resides, yelling at and sometimes hitting broken communication devices, and anti-social behavior since they are unaware of that weekend's plans. The subject may eventually begin talking to themselves and wandering around campus in hopes that they will just run into someone they know. Eventually, if the case is not dealt with, the infected's head will figuratively explode from boredom. Incommunicaditus infects approximately 3 Students on any college campus on any given weekend. It can be set off by either the crashing of a computer or the loss/breaking of a cellphone.

Bill: You, know. I haven't seen chelsea in a few days...
Kelly: Well, she dropped her phone in a toilet on thursday night, so now she has incommunicaditus.

incommunicaditus by sinthellina March 30, 2008

incommunicado 

Not able, wanting, or allowed to communicate with other people

I would've asked you to be my Valentine, but you all incommunicado and shit.

incommunicado by XinBad September 11, 2016

incommunicado 

Refusing to communicate to one another because of something bad that has happened between two people, e.g. after a fight or something that has hurt or offended the two.

Reps. Cummings and Issa remain incommunicado after clash in Congress

incommunicado by Silent Lake March 17, 2014

incomuniPodo

incomunicado due to the use of an iPod

My oldest son walked through the den the other night and did not hear what I was saying. I ultimately realized that his iPod had rendered him incommunicado, thus he was: incomuniPodo

incomuniPodo by David E. Pickett December 11, 2007

INcommunicaTO 

When two people feel they’re in love and one speaks many languages but the other can only mumble, what’s needed is an INcommunicaTO to allow the mumbler enough time to develop an ability to communicate and say what's felt in their heart. Sometimes people can feel love without communication, but a long-lasting relationship requires at least some ability to communicate before slurping-the-hot-sauce with abandon. Anything less isn’t love it’s just a temporary drool.

Bobbu – “Oh Jeffanie, I’m so hot for you…..I need it now, now, now……bendova……I really love you.”
Jeffanie – “qeribr qoih834 qei;o3qvg.”
Bobbu – “Oh, INcommunicaTO? Ok, I'll wait till you're ready. I do love you.”

INcommunicaTO by cowboi October 1, 2005