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Ianing

When you love something so much you make fake facts to sway people’s opinion and hope your right.
No, your phone dose not have 4K your definitely Ianing.
by Numberrook62223 July 21, 2021
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Seventh Inning Stretch

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.
I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
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inning

OMFG, I can't believe he did a whole inning.
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Innings

Hey bro I just got my innings
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seventh inning sketch

Leaving a function or gathering abruptly and discreetly in order to perform a sketchy or devious deed.
Brad: This bar is fun and the friends are cool but i'm jonesing for some cocaine
Darren: Well we could perform a seventh inning sketch and return with an eight ball lickety split
Brad:...sweet *pops off an ice cold hang ten*
by 420DapperDude69 July 3, 2009
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iaining

The act of sitting on top of someone's hips over a sleeping bag/bed covers while they're asleep, and creating enough motion to wake them up. This includes, but is not limited to, thrusting, teabagging, bouncing.
*Wakes up*
Target of Iaining - WTF DUDE GET OFF ME!!
by Scyr October 28, 2011
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7th Inning Stretch

Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.
Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.
by Elegance January 31, 2010
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