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They are the most stupid looking people. Most Inings have glasses and are Asian. They need to be stopped they are retarded.

Person: Bro look its Ining
Person 2: damn he lookin stupid

Ining by dannydevitoapologist October 24, 2023

The Fruit-ining

That time of night when the convos with the boys get extremely sus and gay for the homies. Peak gomblin mode time.

Oh it's past 11pm, looks like The Fruit-ining is commecing.

The Fruit-ining by FruityGoonmiester January 26, 2026

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Icing the chocolate cake

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010

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Icing On The Cake

When you jizz on your shit in the toilet before you flush.

Person 1: Bro I had a fat burger yesterday. I need to go ice the cake.
Person 2: Yeah I like icing on the cake when I eat it too.

Icing On The Cake by D1ngus March 21, 2022

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Inigo Montoya

You killed his father, prepare to die...

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

Inigo Montoya by TADPOOL August 22, 2017

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Insing

Involuntarily single, inability to get commitment for an exclusive long-term relationship.

Carol was slowly realizing that after hitting 30, she was now insing.

Insing by MG_TOW June 21, 2018

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Icing on the cake

When a man takes a shit and then masterbates over the toilet until he comes on his shit.

Joe’s friend at work is pretty strange he got caught putting icing on the cake when he took his 10.

Icing on the cake by SweetRee August 29, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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