7th Inning Stretch

Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.

Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.

by Elegance February 01, 2010

The "Special" Challenge

Try touching your fingers to your wrist and biting you neck at the same time.

Forest Gump got nothin' on that dude. He battles The "Special" Challenge everyday.

by Elegance February 16, 2010