I-pee 

when a mle is listening to his ipod and he accidently pees on the headphone wires.

"dude i was listening to sabotage and i accidently peed on my wire!"
oohh u busted an I-pee

I-pee by worldwar4X4 February 13, 2008

I pee on cats 

Meow meow meow meow. Meow kitty meow!! Meow 🐈 ⬛

I pee on cats

I pee on cats by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 28, 2020

Voice Over I Pee 

Talking on the phone while you're in the bathroom.

A play on words on "Voice Over IP", a technology that allows voice conversations via the internet or internet-based networks.

- "OK, hold on. This is gonna be Voice Over I Pee"
- "Gross, dude. I'll call you later."

"This is the works. You're now on Voice Over I Pee. AND I'm getting a blumpkin"

Voice Over I Pee by Asaf February 4, 2010

suck me where i pee 

to suck a penis; give head; suck dick

Suck me where I pee or I will slap you in the face with my cock bitch.

suck me where i pee by Corchardan June 29, 2008

I'll pee your pants 

When you're so fucking frustrated at someone that you threaten the worst. See: Peeing the toilets pants

If you turn our project in late I'll pee your pants!!!

I'll pee your pants by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

I'd Pee In Her Butt 

A girl walks down the street and she is very Sexy/Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone her, you say, "I'd Pee in her butt".

Bob: "Damn look at her she is hot:
Me: "Yeah I would pee in her but"

I'd Pee In Her Butt by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

i gotta pee 

the word you say you gotta

¨i gotta pee¨

i gotta pee by WiNkWoNk1092188 December 13, 2019