Definitions by laddiehickelsen

Pseudo-occupation 

When an obscure occupation needs professional title.

Laddie described herself as a beach drink scientist, and despite that it was a pseudo-occupation, she was still nationally recognized for her accomplishments in the field.

Pseudo-occupation by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

Big Truck Energy 

When a man drives a big truck to distract from the idea that he may have a small penis.

That man has big truck energy.

Big Truck Energy by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

Beach Drink Scientist

An individual who has obtained a PhD in mixology, with an emphasis in tropical flavor and aesthetics.

Laddie is known to be a world-renowned beach drink scientist.

Beach Drink Scientist by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

Accinut

To accidentally nut.

1) (Noun.) Last night I derfed too hard and had an accinut.

2) (Verb.) If I soak I'm afraid I'm gonna accinut.

Accinut by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

Toe Virginity 

When you have yet to interlock your toes with another individual.

Laddie and I interlocked our toes last night so I guess we don't have our toe virginity anymore. Oh well, our purity score only went down one point.

Toe Virginity by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021

two cheeks on a butt

When you're tight with your homie

We're closer than two peas in a pod; we're two cheeks on a butt.

two cheeks on a butt by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021

Accinut

To accidently nut.

1) (Noun.) Last night I derfed too hard and had an accinut.
2) (Verb.) If I soak I'm afraid I'm gonna accinut.

Accinut by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021