laddiehickelsen's definitions

Geographist

When you can successfully navigate your house at night without turning on the lights.

I made it to the bathroom last night without turning on the lights and I feel like a fucking geographist.

by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021

I'll pee your pants

When you're so fucking frustrated at someone that you threaten the worst. See: Peeing the toilets pants

If you turn our project in late I'll pee your pants!!!

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

canned cheese energy

When someone is acting soooooo cringeworthy that you allude them to the lowest possible tier of cheese.

You're giving me canned cheese energy right now

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

peed the kitchen's pants

When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor

Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

Toe Virginity

When you have yet to interlock your toes with another individual.

Laddie and I interlocked our toes last night so I guess we don't have our toe virginity anymore. Oh well, our purity score only went down one point.

by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021

Big Truck Energy

When a man drives a big truck to distract from the idea that he may have a small penis.

That man has big truck energy.

by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

Accinut

To accidentally nut.

1) (Noun.) Last night I derfed too hard and had an accinut.

2) (Verb.) If I soak I'm afraid I'm gonna accinut.

by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023