laddiehickelsen's definitions

I'll pee your pants

When you're so fucking frustrated at someone that you threaten the worst. See: Peeing the toilets pants

If you turn our project in late I'll pee your pants!!!

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

Geographist

When you can successfully navigate your house at night without turning on the lights.

I made it to the bathroom last night without turning on the lights and I feel like a fucking geographist.

by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021

two cheeks on a butt

When you're tight with your homie

We're closer than two peas in a pod; we're two cheeks on a butt.

by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021

Pseudo-occupation

When an obscure occupation needs professional title.

Laddie described herself as a beach drink scientist, and despite that it was a pseudo-occupation, she was still nationally recognized for her accomplishments in the field.

by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

Accinut

To accidentally nut.

1) (Noun.) Last night I derfed too hard and had an accinut.

2) (Verb.) If I soak I'm afraid I'm gonna accinut.

by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

canned cheese energy

When someone is acting soooooo cringeworthy that you allude them to the lowest possible tier of cheese.

You're giving me canned cheese energy right now

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

Big Truck Energy

When a man drives a big truck to distract from the idea that he may have a small penis.

That man has big truck energy.

by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023