peed the kitchen's pants

When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor

Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021

Toe Virginity

When you have yet to interlock your toes with another individual.

Laddie and I interlocked our toes last night so I guess we don't have our toe virginity anymore. Oh well, our purity score only went down one point.

by laddiehickelsen November 02, 2021

Beach Drink Scientist

An individual who has obtained a PhD in mixology, with an emphasis in tropical flavor and aesthetics.

Laddie is known to be a world-renowned beach drink scientist.

by laddiehickelsen December 08, 2023

Pseudo-occupation

When an obscure occupation needs professional title.

Laddie described herself as a beach drink scientist, and despite that it was a pseudo-occupation, she was still nationally recognized for her accomplishments in the field.

by laddiehickelsen December 08, 2023

Geographist

When you can successfully navigate your house at night without turning on the lights.

I made it to the bathroom last night without turning on the lights and I feel like a fucking geographist.

by laddiehickelsen October 20, 2021

Accinut

To accidently nut.

1) (Noun.) Last night I derfed too hard and had an accinut.
2) (Verb.) If I soak I'm afraid I'm gonna accinut.

by laddiehickelsen October 20, 2021

Accinut

To accidentally nut.

1) (Noun.) Last night I derfed too hard and had an accinut.

2) (Verb.) If I soak I'm afraid I'm gonna accinut.

by laddiehickelsen December 08, 2023