I-pee

when a mle is listening to his ipod and he accidently pees on the headphone wires.

"dude i was listening to sabotage and i accidently peed on my wire!"
oohh u busted an I-pee

by worldwar4X4 February 13, 2008

I pee on cats

Meow meow meow meow. Meow kitty meow!! Meow 🐈 ⬛

I pee on cats

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 28, 2020

Voice Over I Pee

Talking on the phone while you're in the bathroom.

A play on words on "Voice Over IP", a technology that allows voice conversations via the internet or internet-based networks.

- "OK, hold on. This is gonna be Voice Over I Pee"
- "Gross, dude. I'll call you later."

"This is the works. You're now on Voice Over I Pee. AND I'm getting a blumpkin"

by Asaf February 4, 2010

suck me where i pee

to suck a penis; give head; suck dick

Suck me where I pee or I will slap you in the face with my cock bitch.

by Corchardan June 29, 2008

I'll pee your pants

When you're so fucking frustrated at someone that you threaten the worst. See: Peeing the toilets pants

If you turn our project in late I'll pee your pants!!!

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

I'd Pee In Her Butt

A girl walks down the street and she is very Sexy/Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone her, you say, "I'd Pee in her butt".

Bob: "Damn look at her she is hot:
Me: "Yeah I would pee in her but"

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

i gotta pee

the word you say you gotta

¨i gotta pee¨

by WiNkWoNk1092188 December 13, 2019