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Rock me, Amadeus

Do to me whatever you want; Give me your best shot; Tell me the worst; Try me.
"What did she say?"
"I don't think you'd like to hear that..."
"Rock me, Amadeus."
by Asaf July 2, 2005
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Voice Over I Pee

Talking on the phone while you're in the bathroom.

A play on words on "Voice Over IP", a technology that allows voice conversations via the internet or internet-based networks.
- "OK, hold on. This is gonna be Voice Over I Pee"
- "Gross, dude. I'll call you later."

"This is the works. You're now on Voice Over I Pee. AND I'm getting a blumpkin"
by Asaf February 4, 2010
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Stuka

(derived from the Russian language)
Stuka (pronounced "shtooka") is an ambiguous word for "a thing". Often something you cannot identify or define.

Stuka can mean anything from a small device (cellphone, electric wire) to a piece of heavy machinery.

A stuka smaller than a regular stuka is called a "stuchka". Means: "small stuka".
"Boris, what is this stuka?"

"Pavel, pass me over that stuka."

"This stuka is extremely useful, Ilya"

"This isn't a stuka. It's too small. It's a stuchka!"
by Asaf September 5, 2005
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Meal breaker

An unwanted ingredient in a dish that makes the entire thing inedible.
I can't order that, it's got coriander. You know that's a meal breaker for me.

Does this have any type of nut in it? Because that's an instant meal breaker.
by Asaf May 14, 2018
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Top gun

Having sex while airborne.
Usually in an airplane, a freefall or jumping from a cliff while having intercourse (rare).
Yoni: Check out that hot stewardess!
Gilad: Yeah, I'm going top gun in a few seconds.
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Eyal: I had an interesting experience yesterday.
Boris: Oh yeah, what?
Eyal: On my flight over here I pulled a top gun on the chick from the seat next to me.
Boris: Elite.
by Asaf December 28, 2005
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Gravity Driving

The act of letting the car slide while being on Neutral.
Gravity Drive is often used after accelerating and then shifting to Neutral, to save gas when critically needed.
"Boris, you're low on gas. You should consider Gravity Driving until we get to a gas station."
by Asaf September 5, 2005
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ALSA

Anti Little-Sister Association

An organization of people who, to say the least, do not have compassion towards their younger female siblings.

Started at 1999 by Yehonatan Rozenshein (Yoni). Soon joined Netcooler, Abe, Scorp and Psychobunny (Today, "Rana"). Those were the hard-core ALSA and they remain today.
Several other people came and go, such as Chiquititas Lover, Tutei Bar and Salion.
"I am a member of ALSA"
by Asaf July 2, 2005
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