Hypospermia

When you're sperm is always cold

I jerked off last night and my cum was ice cold, must be hypospermia

by Dspice October 20, 2016

Hypodermia

(noun) The complete collective and always expanding body of knowledge, subject and all works directly associated with and pertaining to the practice of the introduction of chemicals and substances into a living body by way of iv intravenous (primarily) or subcutaneous injections exclusively with hypodermic needles.

Nikki was an avid pupil and diligent student when it came to the subject of hypodermia. He himself could single-handedly tap into any vein on any human body without flaw and on demand on site. It truly was his calling. Clearly it was what he was born to do. Though the subject is frowned upon by some, his work has always been centered on bettering human existence and I feel as though he has. He has said he'd show anyone how to 'get that in' as he calls it because he wants them to do it the right, correct way, as well as the safest way.

by Nikki Stixx April 7, 2021

Hypothermia

The feeling you get when you go outside in the winter, your jacka&% brother took all the shower water, or you ate ice cream to fast.

When they were floating down the canal, it felt as if they had hypothermia, (not to be confused with pneumonia, as a woman by the side of the canal explained).

by Clara-Imogen November 2, 2019

Hyperspermia

to produce more semen during an ejaculation than usual due to high levels of arousal or long-term abstinence from masturbation.

Boy/Girl 1: "Oh my god, that was a big cum shot!"
Boy/Girl 2: "I know! I must have hyperspermia or something ;)"

by Jaden07 December 5, 2010

Hypodermia

Noun) "Something beneath the skin". It comes from the Latin word 'hypodermic', which is an adjective meaning "beneath the skin" (like a 'hypodermic needle').

(It doesn't have anything to do with shrinking balls/sexual organs.)

That beat is a hypodermia, man!! I feel my veins dancing whenever I listen to it!

by Peter Rete March 29, 2009

phone hypothermia

when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies

stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia

jebron lames: has it died?

stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy

by JLames_06 June 17, 2018

hypotermia

When your hands get willy willy cold

My hands got Hypotermia from holding da cold soda

by Kaboominator January 4, 2018