HusbandPai

A butt of butty proportions

That HusbandPai is a butt

by ZeeZatara January 27, 2022

husbandwife

A married man who, in addition to his general husbandly duties, performs the traditional “wifely” tasks such as cleaning, cooking, and general housekeeping.

Spent the morning cleaning the house while the wife was out. Just another day in the life of this husbandwife.

by DefSnazzy March 9, 2019

husbandoism

The philosophy of making purchasing and/or time-investment decisions based on the aesthetic appearance, personality, and sex appeal of fictional male character(s), as opposed to objective and platonic reasons.

Related: Waifuism

Friend: "Why would you spend $200 on Yu-Gi-Oh cards just to get Aleister the Invoker, he's not even that good!"
Me: "Perhaps he is not. I made the decision for no reason other than husbandoism."
Friend: "Well, can't argue with that!"

by Hecate117 January 21, 2021

Husbandalitus

a disease which causes the patient to obsess over marriage and go psycho about it..

Deepika is suffering extreme 'husbandalitus'.

by MedhaV September 27, 2011

Husbandcat

The replacement of a male romantic figure, either by choice or necessity, with a feline companion creates a husbandcat

She's gotta get home and get the food on the table, otherwise her husbandcat will not be happy

by tartanpig April 30, 2011

Husbandage

Like Marriage, except the man has no say in the matter whatsoever. Instead a single female decides to bypass the whole boyfriend stage and marry her dream man, with or without his permission.

Erika the Ganga decided her virgin booty was too precious for a boyfriend, and didn't want to deal with the bullshit. Screw Marriage, Husbandage!

by Frank A. Lee December 28, 2011

husbandal

Of or related to a husband. A varient spelling of husbantal.

While on a business trip, he did not perform his husbandal rites.

by Gregory V. Richardson February 7, 2004