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Husbandage 

Like Marriage, except the man has no say in the matter whatsoever. Instead a single female decides to bypass the whole boyfriend stage and marry her dream man, with or without his permission.
Erika the Ganga decided her virgin booty was too precious for a boyfriend, and didn't want to deal with the bullshit. Screw Marriage, Husbandage!
Husbandage by Frank A. Lee December 28, 2011
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Husbandosexual 

Be attracted to and only to boys from anime cartoons.
Person 1: Bruh I never feel sexual attraction to anyone except todoroki
Person 2: Your husbandosexual :)
Husbandosexual by shotoswaifu March 4, 2020

Husbandalitus 

a disease which causes the patient to obsess over marriage and go psycho about it..
Deepika is suffering extreme 'husbandalitus'.
Husbandalitus by MedhaV September 27, 2011
Husbanger is a made up title, although used quite often it is not found in the dictionary. A husbanger is a "contraction" word if you will. Husbanger is the combination of husband + manager. A husbanger is your spouse who also doubles as your manager in some capacity. I have a cake business and my husband is my husbanger. Husbanger job duties can vary depending on what the nature of the business is. Hope that helps a little.
My husbanger is in charge of scheduling all meetings.
husbanger by Mom of three April 12, 2016

husbandal 

Of or related to a husband. A varient spelling of husbantal.
While on a business trip, he did not perform his husbandal rites.
husbandal by Gregory V. Richardson February 7, 2004

husbandses 

A word Elizabethes uses to feel smarteses to describeses Ms. Kocheses past and current husbandeses
Ms. Koch has two husbandses

husbandsexual 

when you're attracted only to your husband, no one else, Ryan Gosling could be flirting with you and you wouldn't give a fuck cuz you only really like your husband.
this can't be used in a gay way, only females can be husbandsexual
person 1 : Craig is hosting an orgy you should join us he bringing his gymbros!

person 2 : naah I'm husbandsexual

person 1 : *hits on a girl at the bar*

girl : *cringes* I'm husbandsexual~
husbandsexual by shyver December 2, 2024
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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