Husbandcat 

The replacement of a male romantic figure, either by choice or necessity, with a feline companion creates a husbandcat

She's gotta get home and get the food on the table, otherwise her husbandcat will not be happy

Husbandcat by tartanpig April 30, 2011

Husbandalitus 

a disease which causes the patient to obsess over marriage and go psycho about it..

Deepika is suffering extreme 'husbandalitus'.

Husbandalitus by MedhaV September 27, 2011

Husbandage 

Like Marriage, except the man has no say in the matter whatsoever. Instead a single female decides to bypass the whole boyfriend stage and marry her dream man, with or without his permission.

Erika the Ganga decided her virgin booty was too precious for a boyfriend, and didn't want to deal with the bullshit. Screw Marriage, Husbandage!

Husbandage by Frank A. Lee December 28, 2011

Husbandito 

1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.

2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots

3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal

4. A husband under 5’5

1. Turns out I married a husbandito who stole all my jewelry and crushed my soul.

2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.

3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.

4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.

Husbandito by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023

husbandal 

Of or related to a husband. A varient spelling of husbantal.

While on a business trip, he did not perform his husbandal rites.

husbandal by Gregory V. Richardson February 7, 2004

HusbandPai

A butt of butty proportions

That HusbandPai is a butt

HusbandPai by ZeeZatara January 27, 2022