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Husbandcat

The replacement of a male romantic figure, either by choice or necessity, with a feline companion creates a husbandcat
She's gotta get home and get the food on the table, otherwise her husbandcat will not be happy
by tartanpig April 30, 2011
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Husbandalitus

a disease which causes the patient to obsess over marriage and go psycho about it..
Deepika is suffering extreme 'husbandalitus'.
by MedhaV September 27, 2011
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Husbandage

Like Marriage, except the man has no say in the matter whatsoever. Instead a single female decides to bypass the whole boyfriend stage and marry her dream man, with or without his permission.
Erika the Ganga decided her virgin booty was too precious for a boyfriend, and didn't want to deal with the bullshit. Screw Marriage, Husbandage!
by Frank A. Lee December 28, 2011
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Husbandito

1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.

2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots

3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal

4. A husband under 5’5
1. Turns out I married a husbandito who stole all my jewelry and crushed my soul.

2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.

3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.

4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.
by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023
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husbandal

Of or related to a husband. A varient spelling of husbantal.
While on a business trip, he did not perform his husbandal rites.
by Gregory V. Richardson February 7, 2004
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HusbandPai

A butt of butty proportions
That HusbandPai is a butt
by ZeeZatara January 27, 2022
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