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Husbandoist

Coming from the word "husbando" (a fictional male/male aligned character from fictional media such as anime, manga, videogames, etc.), it's a person who feels an extremely deep romantic attraction to a character as if they were in a serious relationship, similar to romantic yumeshipping but with stricter rules (though you don't have to follow all of them).

To make the rules super short: You are only allowed one husbando, having a relationship with a real life person at the same time as your F/O (fictional other) is considered cheating, headcanons of any type must be as close to or accurate as possible to canon, and you can't use husbandoism for a way to wait for a real relationship like you can with yumeshipping. Again, nobody has to strictly follow all these rules and you can be fluid with them. It's never that serious.
Person A: "Hey you really like insert character, are you one of those yumeshippers?"

Person B: "Not quite! Im a husbandoist. They're basically cousins though, so I get the confusion."

Person A: "So the answer is yes..."

Person B: "Um... No..........."
Husbandoist by freakishgaylord September 18, 2026
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Husbandosexual 

Be attracted to and only to boys from anime cartoons.
Person 1: Bruh I never feel sexual attraction to anyone except todoroki
Person 2: Your husbandosexual :)
Husbandosexual by shotoswaifu March 4, 2020

husbandoism 

The philosophy of making purchasing and/or time-investment decisions based on the aesthetic appearance, personality, and sex appeal of fictional male character(s), as opposed to objective and platonic reasons.

Related: Waifuism
Friend: "Why would you spend $200 on Yu-Gi-Oh cards just to get Aleister the Invoker, he's not even that good!"
Me: "Perhaps he is not. I made the decision for no reason other than husbandoism."
Friend: "Well, can't argue with that!"
husbandoism by Hecate117 January 21, 2021

Husbandito 

1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.

2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots

3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal

4. A husband under 5’5
1. Turns out I married a husbandito who stole all my jewelry and crushed my soul.

2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.

3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.

4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.
Husbandito by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023
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