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hatchling 

A term for Escape from Tarkov players that don't bring any gear in to a raid, playing the game with no risk and reaping all the rewards. The term arose from these players wielding only a tomahawk, a weapon not lost upon death. Usually fast little fuckers that sprint to high loot areas like Kiba or key spawns, robbing players with big dick energy of valuable loot. They communicate in wiggles and expect not to be shot at. They sure do make great target practice though!

Remember - every hatchling left alive is just another geared dude that'll try and clap you.
"I see players! Running right, towards dorms!"
"I have visual, just a bunch of hatchlings."
"Got 'em. They're down."

"Hey that guy is wiggling at me!"
"Just kill him, fucking hatchling."

"NiKiTa, NeRf HaTcHlInGs, ThEy'Re Not PlAyInG tHe GaMe RiGhT!!!1"
Related Words

Hunching 

Sex without penetrating one's partner. Usually the same as groping.
"Ooo, I'm going to tell ma that you two are back here hunching!"
Hunching by Mackendeez January 17, 2021

hitchling 

noun

a child void of religious indoctrination who is encouraged to read broadly and to seek the truth unapologetically

(In memoriam of Christopher Hitchens)
Her parents are skeptics, so they are raising her as a hitchling.
hitchling by Phaenarete December 18, 2011

hinchingbrooke school 

Looks posh on the outside but there’s bare skets ukno.
Run by some fat guy, by the name Andrew, whose hairline is receding like a mofucka.

Boys are clapped styll, everyone wants to get in Shiela’s pants, she’s a babe.
Lily: What school do you go to?
Alex: Hinchingbrooke School
Lily: ohhh explains why you’re clapped
hinchingbrooke school by udunkno December 24, 2018

hinching 

Hinching is going to various Supermarkets and stocking up on cleaning products then using said products to 'clean' with.
I use the word 'clean' loosely as after perusing numerous examples of said 'cleaning' I have very rarely seen anything that was really dirty to begin with.
Very often during the 'cleaning' process different products are mixed together... which then can lead to inhalation of toxic fumes.
Cleaning cloths and products are very often given names which are mostly chosen by Mrs Hinch (the leader of the Hinch Army)
I spent today hinching my home.
hinching by SLMoi November 7, 2018

Hunching 

Bending over a Cellphone. Looking at a cellphone or iPad.
Everybody in the airport lobby is hunching. All the kids are hunchin' . Stop hunching and pay attention. Everyone hunching are texting or tweeting.
Hunching by Kleiboff March 23, 2014