henching

verb, the act of doing assorted tasks whilst dressed in a uniform similar to ones peers, usually in the service of an egomaniacal villain

See henchman, henchmen, henchwoman

Most people think of henching as just turning dials or arbitrarily carrying wrenches, but some of us actually get to carry weapons!

by memnarc June 28, 2008

Henching

To pump iron for a long period of time. The hencher typically displaying an I *heart* Mom tattoo on the bicep.

Communal henching is illegal in China but encouraged in Mexico.

WARNING: HENCHING CAUSES HENCHNESS

"Yesterday I was Henching constantly for 4 hours, I feel so hench."

"I went down 3 bra sizes by overhenching."

by BadGrafter July 19, 2010

henching

Working out to get hench

It's time to go henching

by Phil G1234 September 27, 2006

Henching

to masturbate/goon in a aggressive and strategic manner

hey you coming to the big henching party?

by The big Henching man February 12, 2025

Bare Henching

To steal one's orange juice in the morning. Usually performed whilst being hungover.

Ben, I have been Bare Henching all the orange juice, hanging out my arse!

by fiftybore March 7, 2011

Hunching

Sex without penetrating one's partner. Usually the same as groping.

"Ooo, I'm going to tell ma that you two are back here hunching!"

by Mackendeez January 17, 2021

hinchingbrooke school

Looks posh on the outside but there’s bare skets ukno.
Run by some fat guy, by the name Andrew, whose hairline is receding like a mofucka.

Boys are clapped styll, everyone wants to get in Shiela’s pants, she’s a babe.

Lily: What school do you go to?
Alex: Hinchingbrooke School
Lily: ohhh explains why you’re clapped

by udunkno December 24, 2018