A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.

Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

Alabama Turtle Hatching by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021

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Hunching

Sex without penetrating one's partner. Usually the same as groping.

"Ooo, I'm going to tell ma that you two are back here hunching!"

Hunching by Mackendeez January 17, 2021

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Hutchins

The most badass motherfucker on the face of the planet. He's so fucking awesome, Chuck Norris bows down to him. A master with any weapon and a champion at slaying vag, a Hutchins can drink more alcohol than John Belushi cracked out on cocaine.

Dude, did you see that guy just fuck those three bitches while killing a terrorist? He's a Hutchins......

Hutchins by themookieeye November 21, 2010

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