Cellphone

When you have a partial erection, but someone thinks it's a cell phone in your pocket.

"Is that your cellphone?" asked the headmaster. "No, it's my boner," responded Ricky Red Pants.

by Ricky Red Pants August 6, 2010

Cellphone

A motherfucking amazing device that gets your head in the clouds

My cellphone ate me

by svefonia March 6, 2017

Cellphone

Something Drakes ex used when she needed his love

You used to call me on my cellphone late night when you need my love

by Holographicxflower May 5, 2016

cellphone

That thing ASSHOLES talk into as they drive or walk around feeling important.

Look at that asshole on the cellphone.

by Old Redneck Troll December 28, 2005

cellphone

It's this magical device that is shaped like a banana or a cube that is long that has electricity.
It is unknown and it's technology is still tested , use at caution.
It COULD be a device people talk in to and can be heard around the world... NAH , can't be.

Tim : Dude... wtf is a cellphone?
Bob: Dudeee , I don't knoww , but it's like , sounds so cool..

by AppleBottomJeans! August 4, 2009

cellphone

that device that goes off when ur in class and makes u embarrassed when everyone hears ur ringtone that happens to be a song that came out ages ago.

*in class*
*shake that laffy taffy, shake that laffy taffy*
boy #1: is that ur cellphone? wat an old ass ringtone!
boy #2: *lies* its not my fault, my lil brother was messing with my cellphone in the morning.

by MissHersheyBesitos January 13, 2009

cellphone

a concatenated, shortened version of "Cellular Phone", named for its ingenious method of organizing groups of private frequencies into discrete areas. When a user's phone left one "cell", the user entered another, thus jumping from one frequency to the other without losing the call.

"John talked on his cellphone."

by Adam Kochanowicz January 10, 2007