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huffalumpagus
A rather large/husky, aggressive and loud woman who cannot control her liquor well and creates an unwanted presence for all of those at the party.
The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.
The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.
I was hitting it off with a cute girl at a party until a huffalumpagus came up to us and burped in our faces and asked if we had any beef burritos.
huffalumpagus by Monkeyingaroundoooaaaaa February 16, 2018
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humpalump
The cousin of the heffalump (a fictional creature from Winnie the Pooh). They are closely related, however they differ in that the humpalump prefers close contact with other humpalumps at all times, where as the heffalump is rather shy and keeps to himself.
Bobby: Mommy, why won't that humpalump get off the other one? What are they doing?
Mom: Oh Bobby, I'd rather you didn't watch that. Go look at the heffalumps. They're much more kid friendly.
Mom: Oh Bobby, I'd rather you didn't watch that. Go look at the heffalumps. They're much more kid friendly.
humpalump by hiiiiiiiieeeeee July 9, 2012
Huffalumpagruff
An animal made up by one of my closest friends. A Huffalum.pagruff is a flying elephant that has a mermaid tail and never smiles.
Huffalumpagruff by noone liarre May 1, 2020
huffalump
A derogatory term for person that is so overweight, simply moving their body results in labored breathing.
You should have seen that family of huffalumps at the all-you-can-eat buffet! Each person ate more than our entire table combined!
huffalump by KrudlerTheHorse January 7, 2023
humpalumpadump
when you and your mom have hardcore XXX sex and you make her anus bleed.
This word was derived from Bleedus Anus
This word was derived from Bleedus Anus
humpalumpadump by Bleedisious Anus April 23, 2005
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