huffalump

A derogatory term for person that is so overweight, simply moving their body results in labored breathing.

You should have seen that family of huffalumps at the all-you-can-eat buffet! Each person ate more than our entire table combined!

huffalump by KrudlerTheHorse January 7, 2023

Huffalump

When a woman has a lump on any part of her body, and a man proceeds to smell it.

Dude, Tanya's got these weird bumps all over her arm. I huffalumped them and they smell fine, so I won't bother with the doctor.

Huffalump by grx845 August 15, 2009

Huffalump

Word used in reference made to a boy named "Mark", in place of his name. Could be used as a code name or as a random nickname.

"That Sarah H. girl is going out with this Huffalump boy."

Huffalump by Kari February 5, 2005

Huffalump

The blue elephant from Winnie the Pooh.

Huffalump is my favorite character from Winne the Pooh!

Huffalump by obese meese February 11, 2023

huffalumpagus 

A rather large/husky, aggressive and loud woman who cannot control her liquor well and creates an unwanted presence for all of those at the party.

The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.

I was hitting it off with a cute girl at a party until a huffalumpagus came up to us and burped in our faces and asked if we had any beef burritos.

huffalumpagus by Monkeyingaroundoooaaaaa February 16, 2018

Heffalump 

A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.

A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.

That heffalump simply can't play Jenga what what.

Heffalump by Sam May 30, 2004

buffalump 

The lump of fat on the back of a large woman's neck.

"Kerri was squirming around a lot but when I sunk my teeth into her buffalump she just sighed and went along with it."

That chick had a buffalump that looked like a pack of hot dogs!

Dr.Oz became famous because he reduced Oprah's buffalump.

buffalump by squatnplop October 6, 2011