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humpalump 

The cousin of the heffalump (a fictional creature from Winnie the Pooh). They are closely related, however they differ in that the humpalump prefers close contact with other humpalumps at all times, where as the heffalump is rather shy and keeps to himself.
Bobby: Mommy, why won't that humpalump get off the other one? What are they doing?

Mom: Oh Bobby, I'd rather you didn't watch that. Go look at the heffalumps. They're much more kid friendly.
humpalump by hiiiiiiiieeeeee July 9, 2012
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humpalump 

to fuck a fat person in a time of desperation...
Felicia humpalumped Ross in the shed.
humpalump by Kevin January 31, 2005

huffalumpagus 

A rather large/husky, aggressive and loud woman who cannot control her liquor well and creates an unwanted presence for all of those at the party.

The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.
I was hitting it off with a cute girl at a party until a huffalumpagus came up to us and burped in our faces and asked if we had any beef burritos.

Humphalumpagus 

Ron: "dude I just banged 5 girls at once"
Noah "you Humphalumpagus"

Noah: "you humfalumpagus"
Humphalumpagus by Austin01227 January 19, 2015

dumpalumpa 

n.

a poop that is so bloody huge, you could swear it's going to get out of the toilet and beat you to death.
"Holy shit! Look at the size of that dumpalumpa!"
dumpalumpa by OrisisFrost November 24, 2005

umpalumpa gangbang 

The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.
Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.

Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!

Humpdump 

The act of defecating after a person has engaged in anal sex and been the 'receiver'.

i.e. He did me in the ass so I took a humpdump on him.
Humpdump in your mouth yo!
Humpdump by Jake Sklar November 28, 2004