5 definitions by Jawjar420

Shark Bait

When you go swimming in the ocean on your period

I was shark bait at Bondi Beach yesterday, luckily there were no sharks.

by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019

Lexicollege

1. A college for nerds and grammar nazis.

2. A University for people who are obsessed with words.

Eugene the grammar nazi will be attending a lexicollege

by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019

Humfalumf

The certain walk that happens when you have sharted and are making your way to the bathroom.

Bill humfalumfed out of the classroom after he gassed the room.

by Jawjar420 October 15, 2019

Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry

Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!

by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019

Upchuck

1. Slang for vomiting

2. Eject matter from the stomach through the mouth.

Jerry upchucked all over my new couch
After I ate tuna mornay I needed to upchuck

by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019