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huffalumpagus 

A rather large/husky, aggressive and loud woman who cannot control her liquor well and creates an unwanted presence for all of those at the party.

The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.
I was hitting it off with a cute girl at a party until a huffalumpagus came up to us and burped in our faces and asked if we had any beef burritos.
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Huffalumpagruff 

An animal made up by one of my closest friends. A Huffalum.pagruff is a flying elephant that has a mermaid tail and never smiles.
"Huffalumpagruff's tutu! That's a smelly kitchen!"

humpalumpagus

Hokachapokey howanowa nakanay hokee hawikkawae.

HUMPALUMPAGUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Ming mang mung, humpalumpagus bung;
Jing jang joo, humpalumpagus doo;
Ping pang pung, humpalumpagus dung;
Ping pang poo, humpalumpagus poo.
humpalumpagus by Gharglar March 16, 2004