humpalumpagus

Hokachapokey howanowa nakanay hokee hawikkawae.

HUMPALUMPAGUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Ming mang mung, humpalumpagus bung;
Jing jang joo, humpalumpagus doo;
Ping pang pung, humpalumpagus dung;
Ping pang poo, humpalumpagus poo.

humpalumpagus by Gharglar March 16, 2004

huffalumpagus 

A rather large/husky, aggressive and loud woman who cannot control her liquor well and creates an unwanted presence for all of those at the party.

The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.

I was hitting it off with a cute girl at a party until a huffalumpagus came up to us and burped in our faces and asked if we had any beef burritos.

huffalumpagus by Monkeyingaroundoooaaaaa February 16, 2018

Humphalumpagus 

A way to say you slut bag.

Ron: "dude I just banged 5 girls at once"
Noah "you Humphalumpagus"

Noah: "you humfalumpagus"

Humphalumpagus by Austin01227 January 19, 2015

Dumpalumpagus 

A mammoth sized hairy shit.

I wouldn't go in the bathroom, I just took a dumpalumpagus, and it smells like a prehistoric swamp in there. I swear, I think I saw a pterodactyl circling the toilet.

Dumpalumpagus by Kenosha Joe August 1, 2012

humpalumpadump 

when you and your mom have hardcore XXX sex and you make her anus bleed.
This word was derived from Bleedus Anus

Yo' mams lest bump in ma' crib an' "humpalumpadump".

humpalumpadump by Bleedisious Anus April 23, 2005