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Humayum Khan

Brave U.S. Army Captain who got blown up by a Suicide Bomber in Iraq.
Humayum Khan was awarded the Bronze Star and the Purple Heard.
Humayum Khan by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016
(n) a device used to move drunk people from one location to another. The device is similar to a hand truck. the abbreviation stands for the Human Ass Mobile Assist Transport Unit
During the 2013 parade season, security required the use of the HAMATU to help get Heather to the end of the parade.
HAMATU by gambler325 June 16, 2016
A loyal and trustworthy friend to those who don’t cross him. A bastard and dickhead to those who do cross him. Big dick attracts all the ladies and he is amazing in bed. (Sex god). He’s rich but doesn’t show it. He cares for certain people in his life e.g. his family, close friends and his girlfriend/wife. He looks after his girlfriend/wife especially. He always puts family first. You need a Humayun in your life
Random person: Did you see that guy?!

Another random person: He’s definitely a Humayun
Humayun by wallis-brown-junior April 23, 2019
A Person called humayun is a great friend and will be there to protect you.
He might have more money than the ordinary but isn't someone to brag about it. A Humayun is someone you should protect because they need that too even though they would never ask for it. A humayun is unbelievably loyal and there is no way he would cheat on you. You can trust them with your heart.
A humayun also makes a great boyfriend/husband.
If you have a humayun, you need to keep him.
humayun by Lia. F August 15, 2019

humahumanukanukaapuaa

Colorful saltwater fish found in tropical waters, named the State Fish of Hawaii.
While snorkeling, I spotted a humahumanukanukaapuaa - and discovered the name is disportionately longer than this small fish.

humanure 

n. Faeces produced by H. sapiens. Prized as a topnotch compost ingredient by neo-hippies as well as being a major component of government environmental studies.

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This U.N. report on ecological sustainability contains more humanure than Tyler's carrot and pee patch.
humanure by gnostic3 January 2, 2023
Word of the Day on August 10, 2023
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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