(n) a device used to move drunk people from one location to another. The device is similar to a hand truck. the abbreviation stands for the Human Ass Mobile Assist Transport Unit
During the 2013 parade season, security required the use of the HAMATU to help get Heather to the end of the parade.
A loyal and trustworthy friend to those who don’t cross him. A bastard and dickhead to those who do cross him. Big dick attracts all the ladies and he is amazing in bed. (Sex god). He’s rich but doesn’t show it. He cares for certain people in his life e.g. his family, close friends and his girlfriend/wife. He looks after his girlfriend/wife especially. He always puts family first. You need a Humayun in your life
A Person called humayun is a great friend and will be there to protect you.
He might have more money than the ordinary but isn't someone to brag about it. A Humayun is someone you should protect because they need that too even though they would never ask for it. A humayun is unbelievably loyal and there is no way he would cheat on you. You can trust them with your heart.
A humayun also makes a great boyfriend/husband.
n. Faeces produced by H. sapiens. Prized as a topnotch compost ingredient by neo-hippies as well as being a major component of government environmental studies.
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This U.N. report on ecological sustainability contains more humanure than Tyler'scarrot and pee patch.