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A very handsome and rich and compassionate sultan based on the island of East Java, Indonesia. He is very ambitious, stylish and iconic. A Humato always turns heads wherever he goes. He loves animals.
Girl 1: Do u know Humato?
Gril 2: girlll, do u live in a cave?
Humato by Japanese male November 23, 2021
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Humato is a very handsome, rich and compassionate sultan based on the island of East Java, Indonesia. He is ambitious, hardworking and most importantly, never goes out of style. Humato always turns heads wherever he goes and he loves animals.
John: do u have Humato’s phone number?
Derrick: its probably on ur mom’s phone
Humato by Japanese male November 23, 2021
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Hematolagnia

Another word for blood play. It is a fetish or kink used during intercourse ( known in the BDSM community) or used in an act of vampirism.
I heard that Stacy is into hematolagnia.
Hematolagnia by ShadowhunterXx July 22, 2016

reptilian humanoid 

Reptilian Humanoids are aliens that include Dinosaur Bros, Bird-looking mofos, and mermaid sirens to name a few. Not so much the stereotypical lizard-men. They aren’t Reptilian so much as they have nucleated blood cells. The fact that we use “Humanoid” to describe them is more of an insult to them than anything, as they are considerably more advanced than we are, and at best think of us as pets, not peers.

Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.

The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.
Hey Glork, what is with this whole thing with these silly earthlings calling us Reptilian Humanoids and thinking we are evil and shit?

I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?

Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.

Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?
reptilian humanoid by Byrdlady August 4, 2019

Humanogy 

Humanogy (Hu'man-o-gy) is the study and understanding of how humans and technology are merging together and what impact this phenomenon will have on our future and survival.
People and technology both share one common trait. Both have memory, capacity and and ability to think. As technology expands and connects the human race into the global digital network, our physical world is quickly merging with a digital world where every action and movement can be tacked, stored and analyzed inside a massive digital universe that never sleeps. What will this convergence mean to man? What will our future hold in this unyielding digital age? Humanogy is the study of this subject matter.
Humanogy by Humanogy June 29, 2010
A clown that likes little boys a little too much
“Son let’s see that Humptos clown I heard he likes boys.” Or “that Bill Cosby is a Humptos.”
Humptos by Hairy gi gi gats February 9, 2020

Hematolagnia

I have hematolagnia. If you want to get me started, we're going to need a knife.
Hematolagnia by Emokid_oncrack October 16, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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