Definitions by gambler325

Ghost Friend 

(n) - when you befriend a new friend and that friend does not have a Facebook account.

After meeting Dave, I wanted to send him a friend request on Facebook. Dave told me that he did not have a Facebook account and that I will have to Ghost Friend him.

Ghost Friend by gambler325 June 17, 2016

HAMATU 

(n) a device used to move drunk people from one location to another. The device is similar to a hand truck. the abbreviation stands for the Human Ass Mobile Assist Transport Unit

During the 2013 parade season, security required the use of the HAMATU to help get Heather to the end of the parade.

HAMATU by gambler325 June 16, 2016

Reverse Upfriend 

(v) When a friend or relative's friend befriends you after meeting you. This is not as common as upfriending but does occur occasionally when the friend's friend realize you are a upgrade. This is the ultimate insult to the original friend or relative.

Eric and Christine reverse upfriend. Eileen and Johnny by inviting them to the neighborhood barbeque

Reverse Upfriend by gambler325 June 16, 2016

Downgrace 

(Adj) - use to describe the feeling of loss due to upfriending. If a friend mine has been drained number of times, a person may go as far as to tattoo part of this word on their lower extremity

Heather is feeling downgrace after losing her friends to upfriending

Downgrace by gambler325 June 16, 2016

Friend Farm 

(N) – When two {Friend Mine}s unite in marriage to create a large resource of friends.

When Jason and Heather got married, the joining of their friend mines created a friend farm for upfriending.

Friend Farm by gambler325 June 16, 2016

Up-buddies 

(n) when two people who have mastered the art of upfriending, upfriend each other from the same friend mine or friend farm.

Johnny and Bill are Up-buddies from Heather 's friend farm.

Up-buddies by gambler325 June 16, 2016

Upfriend 

(v) - to gain a better quality friend from a mutual friend.

My friend Jason asked if his friend Glenn could come to dinner with us. After meeting Glenn, I had to upfriend him.

Upfriend by gambler325 June 16, 2016