HAMATU

(n) a device used to move drunk people from one location to another. The device is similar to a hand truck. the abbreviation stands for the Human Ass Mobile Assist Transport Unit

During the 2013 parade season, security required the use of the HAMATU to help get Heather to the end of the parade.

by gambler325 June 16, 2016

Hamasturbate

To do something that only serves your selfish needs and does not do anything with regards for anyone else nor does it advance your group forward. Not to mention your self-indulgent actions just leave a hot and sticky mess.

The majority of Arab leaders only seem to be able to hamasturbate. They pleasure themselves at the expense of their people and their people's future.

by Snarcitz November 24, 2012

hamatito

some fucking retard nigga that says dumb stuff and is just all around retarded. He also has a giant forehead and glasses

this dude is a hamatito

by yuhjayde September 27, 2019

haratua

Very gei, very skinny, very stupid
But a genuinely good person that’s caring and kind.

Person1: hey look there’s haratua

Person 2: oh that gei ass
Person 1:he’s a good person tho
Person 2: agreed

.........
Person1: still gei tho
Person2:mm..

by Nohomodoe January 20, 2020

Hamazura Shiage

Hamazura is also known as HAMAGOD. Hamazura is the blonde version of the protagonist Kamijou Touma. but despite being a lower budget version of someone, he is a peak Protag. One of the things that separates him from 90% of MCs, is that he has a GIRLFRIEND. HamaGod rejects all harems. When odds are stacked against him, with pure luck and no skill he reaches that 0.00000001% of success. With his mere presence he makes people, even those that have reached the territory of god, slip and break their neck. With just the mere sight of him, he sways demons, Gods and even heterosexual-men into doing his biding. and when he is done with them he throws them out, because he is loyal to his autistic GIRLFRIEND.

When you are associated or compared with Hamazura, you should be offended because noone should be associated THE HAMAGOD.

I wish Hamazura Shiage would play my gacha rolls.

by Kamachiverse poster January 18, 2021

Hamatora

Bungo Stray dogs, but better

Person 1: Damn Bungo stray dogs is amazing
Person 2: Hamatora is far better, your opinion is invalid.

by Killercoffee May 2, 2021

hamato

the best family, the hamato family! the family the ninja turtles are from

person 1:they are cool
person 2:yeah because they are hamato's

by don_the_boss August 25, 2021