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homoversary 

a personal holiday celebrating the anniversary of one's coming out
We celebrated Dylan's 14th homoversary with pink tiaras and fruity cocktails.
homoversary by stankylegz143 May 21, 2011
Successfully blackmailed back into a romantic relationship by someone who used serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover)
She hoovered me back by saying she would kill herself if I didn't love her. What else could I do?
Hoovered by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010
When a person continues or even increases suction while performing felacio after orgasim and the joy become pain after being sucked dry.
Did you hear about George? He got hoovered last night and it was so painful he called in sick.
Hoovered by The Doctor of NY January 21, 2021

Hooverson Heights 

AKA, Heroin Heights.
A small little village that is considered a part of Follansbee, West Virginia.
Full of heroin junkies, liars, theives, fools, and drug dealers. The majority of the population spend their time sitting on their fat asses, drinking RC cola, and smoking Pyramid cigarettes. Everyone knows everyone because they all get together and shoot up heroin and RC cola mixed together. Most of the people who reside on Hooverson dont have a job or a car, so they steal from their friends and familes and sell their possesions at the nearby pawnshop for drug money.

Things you often see on Hooverson Heights:
-People walking with a case of cheap beer
-Used hypodermic needles
-Young children stealing lawn ornaments
-Ambulances, cop cars, and firetrucks
Hey man, that girl must live on Hooverson Heights, she just tried to sell me some heroin.

Tits like hoovers 

When a females breasts have gone so far south its like they have been sucked on by a hoover for a extended pairod of time. The breasts are normaly repulsive and have extra large nipples.
Carl said he's wife has tits like hoovers!
Tits like hoovers by CCFD December 9, 2010

Hoovers the Rooster

Hoovers the Rooster = sucks the cock.
Boy: Dude, Hunter totally sucks the cock.

Mrs. Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Boy: I said, "Hunter hoovers the rooster."

Mrs. Teacher: Oh, um, sure.