Hoovered

Successfully blackmailed back into a romantic relationship by someone who used serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover)

She hoovered me back by saying she would kill herself if I didn't love her. What else could I do?

Hoovered by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010

Hoovered

When a person continues or even increases suction while performing felacio after orgasim and the joy become pain after being sucked dry.

Did you hear about George? He got hoovered last night and it was so painful he called in sick.

Hoovered by The Doctor of NY January 21, 2021

hoovered

to get an enormous or a great amount of hickeys on any visble body part

who hoovered you sarah?

hoovered by Jadababiez April 11, 2007

hoovered

to get an abortion

"you better get that shit hoovered"

hoovered by cdollaz December 21, 2008

Hoovered

To be utterly drunk

min i was so hoovered last night i slept with your fat ass sister

aww min!

Hoovered by ForwardGrant March 8, 2010

hoovered

when a fuckboy has left his mark on a person, place, or thing

He totally hoovered that girl last night!

hoovered by TMO11 August 14, 2019

Hoovered

Refers to snorting drugs, derived from sthe idea of snorting something up like a vacuum cleaner.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.

Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef.

Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.

Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.

Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.

Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.

Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.

Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.

Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.

Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.

Hoovered by c*ntopolic January 18, 2021