Refers to snorting drugs, derived from sthe idea of snorting
something up like a vacuum cleaner.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the
Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is
slang for cocaine.
Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef.
Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping
cow'
s spine?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake
cow'
s teat.
Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of
Gordon Korman'
s This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.
Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection
plate in the rectory.
Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.
Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden'
s charcuterie board.
Dary - You ever hoovered
boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore
Tugboat'
s baseball cap.
Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable'
s nightstick.
Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.
