Golden Pussy Syndrom --- An affliction that strikes some women whereby the woman thinks that her sexuality is worth more than it really is. Common symptoms include trying to get a man to buy her a bunch of expensive shit or pay all her bills for the privledge of having sex with her.

A deviced used by those who have no idea where they are, to assist them in going nowhere in particular, using the shortest possible route.

A 'wonderful' device, surpassing the directional capabilities of the compass, finally enabling many women to drive freely. This device follows a series of similar advancements, such as power steering, power brakes, and the mini-van. This has begun to overthrow the logical reasoning that when a male and female are in the same vehicle, any male of driving age should be driving the vehicle unless intoxicated or otherwise unable to drive the vehicle.

Acronym for go pound sand.

Gold Pussy Syndrome. A condition that can develop in woman as a result of prolonged exposure to situations where the ratio of men to women is unusualy low, such as some schools, professions, or the military. Common symptoms include unreasonable high standards in women as well as a corresponding drop in male standard levels.

Global Positioning System

Complex network of satellites that transmit signals to ground receviers in cars, boats, airplanes (see also VOR). The GPS receiver uses the signals from the satellites (which are over 15,000 miles away!) and uses them to find your location, anywhere in the world, with incredable accuracy.

GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome. A woman that thinks her pussy is GOLD. More valuable than it is. A stuck up bitch!