Golden Pussy Syndrom --- An affliction that strikes some women whereby the woman thinks that her sexuality is worth more than it really is. Common symptoms include trying to get a man to buy her a bunch of expensive shit or pay all her bills for the privledge of having sex with her.
by Thatdude August 24, 2012
A 'wonderful' device, surpassing the directional capabilities of the compass, finally enabling many women to drive freely. This device follows a series of similar advancements, such as power steering, power brakes, and the mini-van. This has begun to overthrow the logical reasoning that when a male and female are in the same vehicle, any male of driving age should be driving the vehicle unless intoxicated or otherwise unable to drive the vehicle.
Husband: Hey honey, why don't you go downtown to that Chinese place and pick us up something to eat.
Wife: But I don't know how to get there, We have been there at least 30 times, but I'm a women, so I just can't remember.
Husband: Don't worry, I got you this brand new GPS, it talks to you and tells you how to get to places you should already know how to get to.
Wife: Now I can finally drive outside the neighborhood without getting lost! YAY! :)
Wife: But I don't know how to get there, We have been there at least 30 times, but I'm a women, so I just can't remember.
Husband: Don't worry, I got you this brand new GPS, it talks to you and tells you how to get to places you should already know how to get to.
Wife: Now I can finally drive outside the neighborhood without getting lost! YAY! :)
by TMaddox January 26, 2010
GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome. A woman that thinks her pussy is GOLD. More valuable than it is. A stuck up bitch!
This average looking woman has GPS.
by youareontop April 30, 2015
Acronym for go pound sand.
by baconmonster January 14, 2013
Global Positioning System
Complex network of satellites that transmit signals to ground receviers in cars, boats, airplanes (see also VOR). The GPS receiver uses the signals from the satellites (which are over 15,000 miles away!) and uses them to find your location, anywhere in the world, with incredable accuracy.
Complex network of satellites that transmit signals to ground receviers in cars, boats, airplanes (see also VOR). The GPS receiver uses the signals from the satellites (which are over 15,000 miles away!) and uses them to find your location, anywhere in the world, with incredable accuracy.
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 15, 2003
The electronic piece of shit that INSISTS that this turn off is the right one and despite following it's directions leads you astray and off into a horror movie-esque town.
by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017
Girl's prepatory School in Chattanooga TN, is a institution for young prudes to attend for a greater education. They are below the typical standards of beauty throughout the world. For normal girls they have a cycle once a month where they menstrate through the vaginal tube. However these girls have this cycle year round which allows them to have a higher bitchyness level. By the way their menstration attracts bears. They are also referred to as GPMS girls. This stands for girls- PMS. Stay away.
My friend tadd was walking through the woods with a girl that was from GPS and he got mauled by a bear.
by chattanooga males January 24, 2008