Golden Pussy Syndrom --- An affliction that strikes some women whereby the woman thinks that her sexuality is worth more than it really is. Common symptoms include trying to get a man to buy her a bunch of expensive shit or pay all her bills for the privledge of having sex with her.

GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome. A woman that thinks her pussy is GOLD. More valuable than it is. A stuck up bitch!

A 'wonderful' device, surpassing the directional capabilities of the compass, finally enabling many women to drive freely. This device follows a series of similar advancements, such as power steering, power brakes, and the mini-van. This has begun to overthrow the logical reasoning that when a male and female are in the same vehicle, any male of driving age should be driving the vehicle unless intoxicated or otherwise unable to drive the vehicle.

Acronym for go pound sand.

Global Positioning System

Complex network of satellites that transmit signals to ground receviers in cars, boats, airplanes (see also VOR). The GPS receiver uses the signals from the satellites (which are over 15,000 miles away!) and uses them to find your location, anywhere in the world, with incredable accuracy.

Girl's prepatory School in Chattanooga TN, is a institution for young prudes to attend for a greater education. They are below the typical standards of beauty throughout the world. For normal girls they have a cycle once a month where they menstrate through the vaginal tube. However these girls have this cycle year round which allows them to have a higher bitchyness level. By the way their menstration attracts bears. They are also referred to as GPMS girls. This stands for girls- PMS. Stay away.

Girlfriend Positioning System. When your dude feels the need to let you know where he is at every moment of every day.